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Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
I’m the dude with cool attitude.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Yes, I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…
I don’t care what people think or say about me…
There are two type of people winner and losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!
I wish my parents were like Google… they should understand me even before I complete…
Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF…
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life must go on 🙂
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life… good luck!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye!”
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.